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Friday, April 17th, 2009
Today, just after a delightful lunch with Girlfriend at Pizza Lucé, I found out a photo of mine was selected for an online travel guide I’ve never heard of. With that, my fame exploded and I’m now too cool for school. (That I haven’t been in school for three years matters little.)
As one of only a few dozen snaps that feature the Sydney Opera House, I will soon be hired by National Geographic (TinkTrace? A word of recommendation?) or its ilk for dozens of global photo shoots. It’ll be difficult to keep up with this lowly web offering as I’m featured in tabloids and any of the thousands of not-watched E! specials.
I know. I know.
For that I’m sorry. I know you all pine for my wit and candor and assorted other complimentary descriptors but I can’t be bothered to document my fame. It’s going to be far too stressful.
When it’s all faded and I’m desperate for any small ounce of recognition, I’ll message you on Facebook or @ you on Twitter. Until then, this is a fond farewell.
Of course, by all that, I mean I’m finally adjusting to the wonders of government-funded retirement and will likely get back to semi-regular posting next week. Oh… but my snap being selected is real though… so there’s that.