Thought Chasm these posts, while infrequent and poorly thought out, are also not all that complex, structurally.

Past Words

it’s been a weird day

other: oh sheesh i may have quite a bit to do over spring break. rats. never get a break me: well, you will when you’re in the real world because then it’s just working constantly and scraping up enough money

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Clients From Hell

The things that are crossed off. Does that mean they’re done? — The client was referring to items under the heading “What’s Been Done.” Normally these CFH are irrefutably hilarious, so it’s notable when refute is apparent. There is a

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Grammys meta post-mortem

I didn’t watch the Grammys. I had better things to do than watch LL Cool J and some old white dudes jerk themselves off. But! I have the internet and brandy so I watched the performances in Here Are the

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Definitely Not Being Evil, Ya’ll

6.18a: Google Now card – Drive time to work is longer than usual. Leave in twelve minutes. There may be ice. There are fifteen used Subarus within 1.2 miles. [sponsored] 6.25a: Nest notification from NestBot2321 – You should warm your

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why the period is still a period and not at all angry

This article is absurd. It’s ridiculous and aggressively nonsensical and highlights a practice oddly popular among relatively literate humans. Let me explain. I know many people who text and instant message without using a period. They send individual messages as

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Aug 22, 2001: A Memo to Senior Leadership, Microsoft

In a mad dash to find a couple toddler hair ties that absolutely had to be found before nap!, I stumbled on a memo one of the Chasm’s staff members left under her desk. I wish I would have found

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Let’s Critique a Critique, Shall We?

The internet is a complete iOS 7 horrorscape. Before the June 10th keynote, designers were taking Apple to task on iOS 6, calling for a massive redesign, and loading Google’s servers with prototypes of their vastly superior visions. Then the

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when your stuff isn’t yours

Show of hands, how many of you have racks and racks of DVDs or CDs? Just piles of plastic teetering somewhere near your television or encased in cardboard in some corner of your basement? Makes you feel whole, right? Like

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because nerds are smarter than you

Don’t. Be. Evil. Man, that’s a great slogan, right? It’s so simple, so direct, and so… oddly comforting, yeah? For some odd reason, those most aware, skeptical, and prone to distrust, have thrown their trust at a corporation because they

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the future is creepy

We are living in a world filled with magic, sort of. Flip through Tumblr and you’ll see Harry-Potter-esque moving photos every six seconds. Encyclopedia-esque libraries are in our pockets. Our laptops don’t have keyboards (though, some need one but hate

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can we stop giving Stephenie Meyer money?

You’ve probably heard of Twilight. If you’re older than fourteen or prefer to read at or above a fourth-grade level, here’s the gist: It’s a series of books written by an alcoholic seventeen-year-old. The protagonist is a vacuous half-wit (possibly

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OOPS: GOP Rep. accidentally makes the case for nearly DOUBLING the minimum wage.

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