chasm readers: a breakdance
A breakdown with flairs, head-spins and a turtle freeze no big deal. Or, reader appreciation day.
Because I blog and tweet without being interesting, I constantly feel like I’m repeating myself redundantly. A comment from a friend renewed my curiosity in whom is reading. You readers are the smartest, sexiest and most adept subset of the nation obviously. I thought I’d discuss the threes of you.*
About 250 of you have visited about 1800 times. All but a few of you are in the US and more than half are from the Land of 10,000 12,000 Lakes, followed by the Badger State about 25% of you. I assume this is because my national appeal is -12.7% and I have nothing to say about either coast those narcissistic pricks, save ZFS!. There are also some of you in IL and AZ. politically topical!
For about 1.5 months a reader from Tampa stopped by almost daily. On May28 s/he made her/his last appearance. I guess I offended her/him. Or s/he moved to Tucson and read for another month. Weird.
More than half of you have been here more than nine times much appreciated. Your favorite posts are momentum + incline – friction =, r.i.p.*, erroneous digital sweetness and one board or two: the verdict respectively. I guess you love the Favre though that post is sort of odd now, have had random texts sent your way and enjoy reading about my harrowing experiences. Good to know.
Most of you know the URL already or come from my facebook profile note: the URL will likely change with the redesign; pay attention. Others came from Google reader, MySpace, Twitter though I’ve only had the link up for a short time there and the former dr. date makes a strong showing.
What I found most interesting was your incredible ability to speed read. I don’t know if the analytics engine factors in days where no one reads but, on average, you kids are here for 56 seconds. I’m trying to slim down the posts exemption: this one but have a tendency to get a little wordy. I’m impressed and thus proved right in having the most adept readers on the interweb.
Thanks for reading for whatever reason it is you read. For a humble and handsome blogger like myself, it’s flattering.
* I’ve been able to track since Jun07 but only care about the last 365.25 days so we’ll go from there.