friday free for all
… beeeeep… the staff of UTD is not in right now. To remain on the line would be futile and pathetic. You’re better than that some of you. We regret to inform you that we make no apologies for our absence. In fact, we’re happy to be unable to serve your needs.
The office will remain empty indefinitely. We’ve been having trouble keeping up with payments because viewing these posts is free you get what you pay for. As such, we have been evicted from the two hundred square foot windowless basement space we’ve been holed up in for the last couple years.
We will be upgrading with a downgrade. The staff will now be working remotely. this, obviously, is so those above me can save money by forcing staff members to use their local connections; assholes. The staff will be busy moving and setting up their home offices for the next week or so. We will be back, revived, full of vigor = less drunk and likely in our comfies eating Cheetos, before you know it unless you know it before august 4th.
Here are some recommendations for the threes of you to fill the empty days and sorrowful nights while we transition.
— check out the archives, there’s probably plenty there you’ve missed maybe intentionally.
— close the blinds, call in sick to work, turn off your cell, shuffle to the couch in front of the television, turn to Etv or Style and cry.
— take a few moments to read some overheard quotes, ZFS! tell him I sent you; that doesn’t mean anything or view some photos/comics.
— haul your thick-in-all-the-wrong-places ass out and get some sun; maybe bike a bit or read a book or two or one-fourth.
This suspension of posts is in no way related to Draynd taking his aforementioned trip to the Northwest. Any coincidence in timing is purely… a… um… coincidence, I guess. Again, you get what you pay for.