grylls bears all
haha. awesome title, eh? I should have gone into journalism in order to agree to that statement you must ignore 92% of the writing herein; and on that note: welcome new readers. But anyway, enough about me and on to more about me. The real reason for this late afternoon post is to let ya’ll in on a little secret.
Ok, so it’s not much of a secret, but they sure make it out to be an exposé don’t they? Real gritty shit. Like someone should be surprised a television show isn’t completely real. He’s depicting survival skills, people. He claims he’s surviving in the wilderness with no help, but who in their right mind would do such a thing? Survivorman; obviously.
He’d have to be mentally challenged to go out and risk his life without some back-end support and then he wouldn’t be surviving all that long methinks. Also, if he were actually trying to survive, do you think he’d intentionally jump into a giant hole of quicksand-like mud? No. And that was friggin’ sweet. So please hold our criticism for a show that really needs it. Like So you think you can dance. Now there’s a show that needs a hard-hitting exposé right quick. Flexible bastards.
And I’m not even going to go into what the media should be doing with all this time they apparently have. That belongs here. See, I’m learning not to bore the threes of you.