german boatfuckers. err. something like that, i forget the name.
This is what happens when douche tries to be cool. What the hell’s the point of having it read “view cart” instead of “view basket?” Is it some lame ass attempt to say they’ll need more junk. Ooh, colored pencil against block type against tiny ass serif against faux permanent marker.
And why the fuck do they have a blog?? It’s about clothes. Made by unskilled, children possibly of Malasian decent. Worn by the biggest dicks or brought there by gift cards. There, I have your entire marketing strategy in three brief sentences. Shit, sorry, I didn’t write that out on a note card, scan it, and then convert it to an image. You probably couldn’t read it.
Wait… are you guys having a sale?? You need to work on more obvious call-outs. I had no idea.