Archive for February, 2007

vidrain vol. 1

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

Not necessarily a new feature or something i’ll do again, but i think putting vol. behind anything really kicks it up a notch. it is a special video edition of the blog though. cause in the last week i’ve seen some sweet ones.

First, a look at Olberman again, doing what it is he does. Running the party line and exposing how stupid they both sound 90% of the time. Which is why he’s getting such a big head about himself.

Second, we have a sweet clip brought to you by the combo punch of epically stupid: the south and local news.

Third comes to us from the third-best character from the original Star Trek obviously behind kirk and spock. This is his response to that moron Hardaway. It’s from the Kimmel show, but i don’t hold it against him.

And finally, a look at politics; or at least something like it. This clip comes from the alternet and takes a look at our how our liberation campaign has helped globally.

That should be all. Hope you had fun. Enjoy the weather the next couple days.

just a good read.

Monday, February 26th, 2007

i don’t have much to say about this one. just wanted to share it. it’s not necessarily enlightening, but it’s the most effective way i’ve seen to have it all in one article.

Big show recap

Sunday, February 25th, 2007

So i have to say i’m not all that disappointed with the choices i made. my picks reflected the favorites among the gossip crowd, but some of my personal favorites pulled out wins, like departed and scorsese. Even a couple long shot picks came in with trophies.

I didn’t do as well as last year, but this year was much tougher. the movies were more solid across the board and things got a bit messy. there were only two solid locks and those were lead actor and lead actress. I have to say that supporting actress was pretty much sealed as well just because she had such low-end competition.

the show itself wasn’t too bad even if it went almost a full hour over the allotted time. Ellen did a dece job and was even fairly funny throughout. the commentators from outside on the carpet and things were shitty as always, but still better than all of the E! crew combined. those guys are fucking horrible.

and aaron… there was no way in hell even someone as sweet as Peter O’Toole could take on Whittaker this year. It was a great role for him and an awesome flick, but Whittaker had it in the bag from the first five minutes on screen.

ghost rider

Sunday, February 25th, 2007

To be honest i was sort of impressed. Not in that this movie somehow became a quality film or was even remotely different than any other cheesy comic-based movie that’s been made. I was impressed with how absolutely terrible it is. I never expected something even sub-par, but this was just ridiculous. The effects were terrible. The acting was something out of high school musical.

Cage was horrible and one of the worst choices i can think of for the part of Blaze. Even his quips had very little going for them. Mendes was at her usual, so at least she’s attractive. The writing couldn’t have been worse.

I guess that pretty much sums it up. A short one. I could go into more depth about how preposterous the entire film was and how generic each plot was, but i think you get the point.

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happy feet

Sunday, February 25th, 2007

I’d like to start off by saying i don’t like musicals or children’s movies fairly consistently. I figure i’d get that out of the way before going into this because it was hard for me to get into this one. But, with that said, i did. The graphics were top notch as you’d expect at this point. The main issue is how a film that’s so heralded can be so tired. There is nothing original about this movie.

The soundtrack is pretty decent. Annoying in the way of moulin rouge in that it’s all upbeat and pop-esque jams sung by people who can’t sing without intense voice training. Speaking of voices: Kidman’s is horrendous. I can not emphasize enough how absolutely distracting and painfully creepy her voice comes off in this. She sings decent throughout, but as she speaks my skin attempts to peel away. The voices are ridiculous because there’s some sort of weird accent situation going on. By that i mean there are random australian, scottish, and mexican accents scattered throughout.

The story isn’t bad. I mean it’s not good. It’s predictable and absurd. But for a kids’ story it’s not the worst i’ve seen. It’s your basic retard to hero storyline. [[ man that’s rough ]] the reason i liked it was the abundance of subplots. You have your religious conservatives rejecting the new and different, the backward father shunning the oddball son, and the impending doom of global climate change. Oh, and there’s even a minor tidbit of immigration commentary when the mexican penguins try to chill with the much better emperor crowd. These mexican penguins are the the partying penguins. I’m sure that doesn’t tap at all into a stereotype somewhere.

This seems to be a metaphor for the battle between big business and a new generation tired of the status quo. It’s a great way to introduce kids to global warming issues and maybe things will stick. [[ haha. Yah right, but it’s a great batch of optimism ]]

as far as the movie in general i must say that robin should stick to dramas, smart comedies, and voice-overs. It keeps his growing insanity in check and he does a great job. Brittany Murphy is terrible, and that’s sort of impressive considering she only had to lay down the voice. The movie is like footloose with fins.

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interweb disconnect

Saturday, February 24th, 2007

First of all I’m not against the interweb and by that i mean the pool of digital connection devices. They obviously serve an important purpose. Email and cell phones are how i connect with almost everyone. I don’t have a land-line and live on the south side. No one comes down here without some effort or needing a ride to the airport or wanting to shop. Almost all of my good friends aren’t even in the same state and some aren’t in the same climate. I need tools to keep in contact with these folk.

Second, i think I’m becoming the minority in aiming for personal interaction over interweb connections. But i got to reading this article and it made me think a bit.

The cell
sucks ass. I’m not much for talking on the phone and i don’t like being available at all times. The best part though is the built in caller id. I can choose which calls i pick up. This comes in handy when I’m not in the mood or it’s someone annoying as hell. The vibrate function is fantastic because i don’t have to disturb anyone else. I’ve also accumulated over a thousand “anytime” minutes so i can pretty much take a day and talk non-stop if i wanted. Which i don’t.

When a cell phone becomes a person’s primary form of contact they immediately lose the benefit of non-verbal communication. They talk loudly say on the lightrail in public places and somehow expect some sort of privacy. They interrupt person-to-person to start a cell phone conversation. They become annoyances on others and hurt their on value as an acquaintance. They become “those people” of which everyone talks when they bitch. They talk when they drive, eat, shit, and work because they don’t have the limitation of being in a static position.

Instant Messenger
is one of my favorites. I have a soft spot in the heart for it because it’s a way for me to avoid all the damn cell phone connections. If I’m online even if I’m away as i am 90% of the time people can bypass the usual waste of a conversation with a few quick lines directed at my clever quip of an away message. This is slowly being gnawed at by text messages because people know I’m around my phone even when I’m not at the computer.

The problem with instant messenger lies in it’s ability to choose friends. I realize everyone can choose their friends already. I also realize some people are more liberal with their buddy list. and by no means is this a problem exclusive to i.m. In every form of interweb lies a way to determine your own contacts. But where is the development of tolerance to annoying fucks or ability to interact with those you don’t enjoy the company of? If you’re left to make friends the old way, with social activities or sports or anything else not done in front of a computer or alone, you’re guaranteed to have a friend of a friend who pisses you off involved. The development of the skills to deal with that person are not only important, but i’d argue necessary. Today if you’re that annoying person you not only don’t know it, but don’t know how to change it, on top of being socially isolated because of everyone else choosing not to interact with you.

social networks: as in the Book or the space
are the natural evolution of our spiral into social disability. If it weren’t so easy to keep in contact with folk out of town with these things i’d likely disable both my book and space accounts in favor of sitting around watching my carpet decay. I spend as little time as possible on them, but use them to message or inform others. I rarely update the book, but have changed the space a few times because it allows more flexibility guess it just plays on my webplay aspirations.

This feeds into the worst of the worst. It’s like giving a cupcake to a kid on the way to his gastric bypass. You take narcissm, add exclusivity, and shake well; serve with a side of generic interaction and you have yourself the recipe for overwhelming success. It plays well with every other part of the interweb: cell alerts, blogs, and messaging, with the added awesomeness of showing everyone how great you are. No matter how you use the profile you’re advertising yourself. Some people go above and beyond to the point of being downright laughable see: digipic of yourself in mirror in various stages of undress used as profile picture. Not only can you choose your friends again, but on the space you can determine which are your favorites up to sixteen depending on who you steal some code from.
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television and the computer have led to a general decline in interaction that is likely irreparable. Not that people can’t avoid it, but they feel a disconnect without the interweb while the disconnect grows because of their using it. We’re surrounded by it. Working at a computer leads to even more saturation. The computer allows for multitasking like never before. I’ve seen my sister talk on the cell phone, chat with 4 people, check email, and play bejeweled simultaneously. There has to be some correlation between the increase in the number of channels, amount of interweb features, and the increase in mental disease including A.D.D., even if over-diagnosed.

All the pill-popping in the world won’t change anyone’s brain chemistry enough to avoid the interweb’s influence. We don’t have much choice and things won’t get better as our cars become more compatible with most interweb features: wireless internet, iPod plugins, dashboard monitors, etc. Most people don’t know their neighbors and developments are growing in a way to deter that further. We’re creating a general disrespect that’s growing exponentially. People are concerned less and less with the well-being of those around them. They concern themselves instead with their own wants, toys, desires, and, to a lesser extent, needs. This way of life cannot support itself and, more importantly, can’t be healthy.

i realize that this got long, and that by writing this here, on the interweb, I’m not exactly an advocate for change. Nobody’s perfect.