the terminal
hanks owes me two hours of my life back. this is the most worthless pile of shit i’ve seen. i’ve seen shitty movies. fuck i’ve made copies of shitty movies and have them next to some of the best films ever made and i’m not ashamed of it, but this is just ridiculous.
his accent is horrible. i don’t know where he’s getting his inspiration, but it’s not a country on this planet. the idea that he could do half the shit he does is beyond comprehension. zeta-jones is horrible as always, but doesn’t even pull off vixen roll she normally attempts. the love story is preposterous. i even feel sort of bad in referring to it as a love story.
tucci has done much better << see lucky # slevin >>, but has a shitty roll to begin with.
i realize this was supposed to be based on the true story of merhan nasseri, but it’s so appalling i feel even worse for nasseri. sixteen years in Charles de Gaulle isn’t as bad as 128 minutes of watching hanks flounder through this pile of shit.
oh… and i wouldn’t recommend watching this one.
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