due to my mentioning it in the prologue i should refer to this one and at least explain my side. the plot is shitty. it’s completely implausible and absurd. the writing is absolutely mind-numbing and the acting is… well it’s walkeresque to be honest.
whoever wrote this << johnson: of torque fame >> should be strapped to a boulder for a vulture to eat his liver only for it to grow back the next day in time for the vulture’s return. or has that been done?
i see that walker’s trying to up his range. it’s almost adorable, but he fails miserably. then there’s caan who pretty much plays the same roll no matter what and still can’t quite get a finger on it. at least clooney can pull that sort of shit off sometimes. and in related news, caan’s great in ocean’s 11, because he’s barely in it. i don’t even know who the second chick is. what’s that? ashley scott? ah… whatever.
then there’s alba. she’s ridiculous. she’s probably a gigantic bitch in the real world. she has the personality of a beta fish. but i’m in no way holding this against her and i’ve burned a copy of this flick for myself. i’m not going to attempt to persuade you to watch this movie. i didn’t watch this one or burn it for the plot, but for the curves. she hasn’t shown this much skin since flipper and that was when she was too young for anyone to give a shit.
sidenote: she’s got seven films in the works. this guy’s stoked.
* << and only for the abs >>
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