interesting weekend.
i’d like to apologize to Marv the party bus driver for forcing a rinse-down of the bus, assorted folk for beating you in fussball (with respect to team awesome), Ben for being a shitty host, Tony for interrupting best laid plans (so to speak), and to Sarah/Tony/Angie for only having one towel.
i’d like to thank Val for getting me at least part way home, MPD for missing my drunk ass laying on the bus-stop bench, Val for a great before and after pictorial, Tony and Sarah for hosting a rocking Lyle’s/Entourage shindig, Pizza Luce for delivering after 2.30, Samuel L for some amazing quotes, Sarah for the half-n-half taco dip, Yvon for the grub and welcome punch, David for the bug spray, Chad and Tony for the hilarious lesson in the teachings of Darwin, and Mitch Hedberg for the joke by joke commentary throughout a long day.
and i’ll leave with some words to live by:
“fucking bitch get off my dick!”
“you’d be surprised what a man can do with one hand”
“you do as i say and you live”
“let’s get these people some air”
“i’m sick of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!”
“call me”
assorted quotes from Snakes on a Plane
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