Archive for August, 2006
monogamy schmogamy »
Saturday, August 26th, 2006
so it looks like girls, with all their wanting real love and long term and the perfect man and commitment and the “happily ever after”, are the ones that get bored as soon as they get it. What a bunch of fucking hypocrits. Relationships are fun, exciting, exhausting, boring, tedious, and painful.
The essay that’s mentioned in the article has a nice quote:
the ideal of monogamy hasn’t so much been tried and found wanting; rather, it has been found difficult and often left untried. Or at least, not tried for very long.
Maybe that’s why in a healthy relationship (one that isn’t held together by a glue of mutual dependence or shared fear of loneliness) the guy will always check out girls walking by. He’s not getting any ass at home ’cause the girl’s already tired of him. At least we have the brain power to defy biology and aim for monogamy. Or maybe it’s the religion that does it.*
PS: and for the girls reading this i do respect and love you even if you can’t drive, make a decision, kill spiders, or find a guy that isn’t an asshole. It’s all part of your charm.
*as he laughs quietly to himself
lack of gray matter »
Friday, August 25th, 2006
Since when did everyone have to be right or left, lib or con, patriotic or anti-american, red or blue, or superior or inferior. Our foreign policy rarely takes other cultures or interests into account. Thinking the administration is a bucket of hicks with the combined brain power rivaling a ferret is being pro-terrorist. A morning after pill will turn every girl into a slut (i guess if the neo-cons had to be right on something i’d hope it’d be this one). Saying fighting terrorism with violence won’t work will get your phone tapped and your emails scanned. If you think wire-tapping is illegal you want piles of dead americans in your streets.
For the record, i think a girl has the right to choose and the morning after pill will keep our WT population in check. I think the administration has more blood on its hands than Carrie and they need to start taking credit for misleading the people. I think our president is a fucking retard. I think neo-cons are losing their footing because of their own principles. It sure as hell isn’t a strong democratic movement. On that note, i think the democrats are a bunch of whiny pussies. I think our policies will bring about our demise much quicker than i can imagine. I think giving one man the power of congress was a monumental political disaster. I think the corruption of political policies and politicians should be addressed on a much wider scale than a few indictments. I think terrorism is invading a harmless country in the pursuit of geopolitical gains. I think we need to shut the fuck up about immigration and get our own shit in order before blaming the mexicans. I think Mexico will continue the 25 year stall unless they do a manual recount and AMLO works and overhaul. I think we’ll be attacked again within 5 years. And i think the only way to solve some of our issues is to flush the neo-con ideals out of our system. They are antiquated and ignorant.
I think all of this is a waste of time because for every opinion i express there are 50 saying the opposite or ignoring it all together.
WTF?!? 08.21.06 »
Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006
interesting weekend. »
Sunday, August 20th, 2006
i’d like to apologize to Marv the party bus driver for forcing a rinse-down of the bus, assorted folk for beating you in fussball (with respect to team awesome), Ben for being a shitty host, Tony for interrupting best laid plans (so to speak), and to Sarah/Tony/Angie for only having one towel.
i’d like to thank Val for getting me at least part way home, MPD for missing my drunk ass laying on the bus-stop bench, Val for a great before and after pictorial, Tony and Sarah for hosting a rocking Lyle’s/Entourage shindig, Pizza Luce for delivering after 2.30, Samuel L for some amazing quotes, Sarah for the half-n-half taco dip, Yvon for the grub and welcome punch, David for the bug spray, Chad and Tony for the hilarious lesson in the teachings of Darwin, and Mitch Hedberg for the joke by joke commentary throughout a long day.
and i’ll leave with some words to live by:
“fucking bitch get off my dick!”
“you’d be surprised what a man can do with one hand”
“you do as i say and you live”
“let’s get these people some air”
“i’m sick of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!”
“call me”
assorted quotes from Snakes on a Plane
look ma! I’m on TV »
Wednesday, August 16th, 2006
Incredible that an opinion like this can be broadcast. but I guess being on foxnews makes it almost expected. fair and balanced and all that.